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Once upon a time I was a naive teenager. I lived in a kingdom called Midwest suburbia and the summer before I left for college, I worked at an illegal massage parlor outside Chicago for a day. Instead, I grew up with dreams of flying without wings and telepathic communication with my best friends.

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I don't want to get a happy ending with my massage, but let's say I did. Is that even a possibility? I don't want to answer this, but let's say I did.

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You rapped in a broken Asian accent throughout the entire song and you reduced Asian women to sex objects, upsetting hundreds of fans along the way, but hey! According to a study on sex workers in the Philippines by the US National Library of Medicine, female sex workers FSW between the ages of work for an average of 8 months while their coworkers between the ages of stay for 36 months. Many of these older women are married, with children, and have a median of 8 years of education.

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Let friends in your social network know what you are reading about. According to a lawsuit filed by authorities, all of the businesses raided by law enforcement performed hand-on-genital sex acts to paying customers. A link has been sent to your friend's email address.

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Maybe you broke up with your girlfriend, maybe you just got paid, or maybe your internet is down, but you find your mind wandering to the thought of the parlor. You decide to walk in… you know… just to research it, and find yourself instantly lost: What do I do? Where do I go?

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Some massage parlors are fronts for prostitution and the term "massage parlor" has also become a euphemism for a brothel. The term "massage parlour" British English or "massage parlor" American English refers to a front for prostitutionand was popularized in what is known as "the Massage Scandals of ". In the British Medical Association BMA inquired into the education and practice of massage practitioners in London, and found that prostitution was commonly associated with unskilled workers and debt, often working with forged qualifications.

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This was the advice my friend offered after we smoked a blunt and decided the only logical next move was to get massages and happy endings. As you can tell from my buddy's words of wisdom, I had never been to massage parlor that offered the full-service package, if you know what I mean. But here we were, two single, stoned dudes kicking it on a Saturday night.

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When I first learned about massage parlors and what could be had behind those blacked-out windows, I scoured the Internet for information. I wanted to know exactly what to do and say — down to the last detail — to ensure a good time. I found some good information, but I didn't find exactly what I was looking for: a step-by-step guide to that first massage parlor visit.


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